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Homosexual marriage means you get to annoy

How—how in the world—did we...

Weddings always make my mother happy, so I have no doubt that it would, but I always fancied myself not the marrying kind. That is no longer true. Maybe that was because it Homosexual marriage means you get to annoy one that I was barred from, and I thought I would never be able to partake in. And why is the government even bothering with organizing us into pairs?

More important, not having a standard set of behaviors to pattern ourselves after, gay relationships became more varied. Each couple had to talk about what they expected of each other, who was able to have sex with whom, and just what the boundaries and expectations were for this union.

Now that is all gone, or at least on its way out. I was hoping that I would still get that special something with my special someone rather than walking down the aisle in matching tuxes, entering into a monogamous relationship, and opening all the gifts we registered for at Restoration Hardware.

Whoever thought that equality would Homosexual marriage means you get to annoy such a drag?

I for one, have never...

When we demanded these rights, no one ever imagined the consequences that would come along with them. Gay marriage will be controversial for a while, but eventually it will become normal and even boring. Someone will write an etiquette book on how to have them, and suddenly there will be as many customs to fulfill as there are for straight marriages.

Same-sex marriage is good for...

Aunt Bunny and Mary Ellen worked out the definition of their own relationship and were committed until they each passed away. Christian and I have done the same thing, and I hope that what we have will be as real and long-lasting as what they did. Maybe that Homosexual marriage means you get to annoy wear off, as gay marriage becomes more of the norm, and the outlaw appeal of opting out loses some Homosexual marriage means you get to annoy its cache.

Contact us at editors time. By Brian Moylan June 29, Fifty thousand people walk on the street for gay lesbian and diversity rights in Milan on June 27, Israelis and foreigners celebrate during the 17th annual gay pride parade in Tel Aviv on June 12, A reveler takes part in the "Proud to be yourself" gay pride parade with his dogs in Santiago on June 27, A man waves the Rainbow flag on a Homosexual marriage means you get to annoy during the annual Gay Pride parade in central Sofia, Bulgaria on June 27, A participant in the Pride March against discrimination in Manila on June 27, Participants of the 20th 'Regenbogenparade' Rainbow Parade wearing body paint march on the Ringstrasse in Vienna on Homosexual marriage means you get to annoy 20, TIME Ideas Homosexual marriage means you get to annoy the world's leading voices, providing commentary on events in news, society, and culture.

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